Another hilariously unbelievable conservative name. This mf is really named “McClanahan” and in the KKK
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This username has won the "greatest username ever" award. Congrats.
I appreciate the compliment, but there are some really good ones that are more original. Some really great philosopher puns I haven’t seen anywhere else
Qui-Gon Juche
If only he had lived he could have raised anakin to be a communist
Yeah, Obi-Wan meant well, but he was barely at the rank of Commissar!
Makes sense, political officers defend the revolutionary character and Obi was a master of form 3
This is an insult to @Vladimir_Lentil@hexbear.net
You right. I change my mind.
Pwease fowgive me, comwade Wentiw🥺🥺🥺
20 yards of Lentils...
...or something.
Look, idk
This is an insult to me.
Yes, but I'm the greatest dwarf planet.
...Can I still be the great dwarf planet?
Braces for answer.
Well, since you asked nicely, sure. Dwarf planets aside, Uranus is the greatest planet.
Well, the doctor thinks so.
real