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Another hilariously unbelievable conservative name. This mf is really named “McClanahan” and in the KKK

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

despite his affiliation with the Ku Klux Klan, which fundamentally contradicts our party's values and platform

why do all these white supremacists keep joining my party?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

doesn't he know that the klan was started by democrats???

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

My Brain: Don't say it.

Me:

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... MORE LIKE MCKLANAHAN LMAOOOO!!!

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago
[-] Angel@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

GinAndJuche

This username has won the "greatest username ever" award. Congrats.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I appreciate the compliment, but there are some really good ones that are more original. Some really great philosopher puns I haven’t seen anywhere else

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

If only he had lived he could have raised anakin to be a communist

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Obi-Wan meant well, but he was barely at the rank of Commissar!

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Makes sense, political officers defend the revolutionary character and Obi was a master of form 3

[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

20 yards of Lentils...

...or something.

Look, idk

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You right. I change my mind.

Pwease fowgive me, comwade Wentiw🥺🥺🥺

bottom-speak

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This is an insult to me.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yes, but I'm the greatest dwarf planet.

...Can I still be the great dwarf planet?

Braces for answer.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Well, since you asked nicely, sure. Dwarf planets aside, Uranus is the greatest planet.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Well, the doctor thinks so.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

McKKKlanahan

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

GOP like: Look you got the spirit but the optics are bad so that's a hard no.

[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

smh look at what this country has come to. Even the Republicans have gone woke

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

You can't even be a proud Klanmember in this country anymore.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity for the GOP to bring up that the democrats created the KKK and supported the confederacy and cause infighting among the voters who are pro confederate and the ones who think democrats invented racism

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Oops, someone broke the masquerade

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

GOP are getting worse, my God...

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Someone alert the veiled prophet

[-] wheresmysurplusvalue@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

*inhales*

MkKklanahan

Lmao

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

MKKKKKKlanahan, please.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Missouri GOP

KKK contradicts with our party's value

You're in Missouri, most of the state populace agrees with the KKK on literally everything (not that it's much different from any other state tbh).

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Watch a sporting event and see how hard the white boomers struggle not to bust out a racial epithet every time a black player does something

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

everyone here tells me to stop calling for a genocide on white americans bbut when they do shit like this how can I not

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Now the party will have to choose which of the runners-up to nominate: Mike Whitesonly or Timothy O'Hatecrime

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

MCCLANAHAN?!??!?? HAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHAHAH

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Missouri GOP keeps whittling down it's own membership until it's just one guy yelling about being the one true conservative.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Can you say:

McKKKlanahan!?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"This guy has become a public liability for us. We are committed to replacing him with a different, more polo-shirted kind of fascist who's presence only aggros 50% of wildlife"

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Is this nominative determinism?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What can we say? Namecheck passed with flying ~~colors~~ whiteness.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Just dont let anybody who pronounces part of their name "thuh thoyd" and you'll eliminate like 80% of cases like this.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

So Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" “Diamond Joe” Quimby isn’t eligible for presidency?

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