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To your health 🥂
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There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won't stop for this lady.
Bold of you to assume that's a lady.
based on the stereotypical "guru" its definitely a dude
Now I look at it :-/
I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn't a priority back then.
I once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.
Yeah well, probably not unexpected? O_o
I didn't expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn't help with my overall feeling of well-being.
Plausible. Did you repeat the experiment to be certain?
We need a control group
Ha! Never again.
My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.
Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was ... not good for me :-D
Remember: whenever you're about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.
LOL. That's good advice all-around.
Fuck, I think I've eaten a pound of carrots at one sitting.
It was a special diet called "the company went belly up and there hasn't been a cent paid in three months". It was very effective.