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Musk's stupid car killed Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 99 points 8 months ago

one fire department crew arrived on the scene 24 minutes after getting a call.

So she was already long dead

Efforts to resuscitate Chao began immediately with paramedics attempting to revive her for 43 minutes.

Only billionaires get this treatment

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

The Virgin Angela Chow: "Help, I, a billionaire, am drowning in my Redditmobile, gurgle gurgle" wastes hours of firefighter and paramedic time and resources. Waterlogged corpse gets dunked on.

The Chad Aaron Bushnell: "I will no longer be complicit in genocide, free Palestine" wastes hours of Israeli embassy security and US police time and resources. Immortalised in flames, gets vigils from China to Lebanon.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

So she was already long dead

Isn't the cybertruck nominally kind of waterproof or something? I mean even your average car takes a while to sink and fill up with water, I could imagine the cybertruck holding out shittily but survivably for a good, I dunno, 20 minutes or so?