If I were a driver, I'd simply keep my automobile on land.
People who've never seen a pond in their rear view mirror don't understand the struggle
mixed up her wets and her dries, rookie mistake
you'd think a shipping mogul would know better
Never get in a helicopter, small plane, or Tesla
Don't forget the submarine controlled by a discount Xbox controller.
Always felt bad for the kid that was afraid of going in the sub and his fuckin dad pressured the shit out of him into doing it
Hexbear reactions to such events are honestly so refreshing. Keeping me sane.
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Curious. I backed my car up earlier and it was super easy. Didn't drown, didn't need to break a window to save myself. Maybe I'm just infinitely smarter.
if you're smarter then why aren't you a billionaire
billionaire shipping industry CEO, tragically drowned in a pond
tragically???
one fire department crew arrived on the scene 24 minutes after getting a call.
So she was already long dead
Efforts to resuscitate Chao began immediately with paramedics attempting to revive her for 43 minutes.
Only billionaires get this treatment
capitalists will sell ~~you the rope you'll hang them with~~ themselves the tesla they'll drown themselves in
I know someone died but it's a capitalist in a bazingamobile, I can't help but laugh
This makes 6 billionaires in the past year who were killed by water. Has Poseidon joined the cause of the proletariat?
The existence of the Cybertruck window demonstration video makes this whole thing extra hilarious. Not strong enough to serve a purpose, just strong enough to kill.
Though I will say, that had to be an awful experience for the firefighters or whoever was trying to rescue her, I hope they get some compensation from
ahaha sometimes things just really line up well and make you smile
see ya
So you're telling me that Musk has ruined Twitter and contributed to the death of a billionaire with political ties? I'm supposed to hate this guy??
He’s waging a protracted CEO’s war against the ruling class after reading Marx and we were too stupid to see. Trust the plan. Patriots are in control
It sure would be sad if they all killed themselves before we got the set up.
The capitalists will sell each other the rope with which they will accidentally hang themselves.
But details of how Chao's Tesla ended up in the pond have not yet been divulged by authorities, leading some people, including J. Kyle Bass, a prominent hedge fund manager and founder of Texas-based Hayman Capital Management, to question if the Tesla was hacked.
"Does the Blanco County Sheriff have the technical capacity to investigate the Tesla logs to determine if the car was tampered with or even hacked?" Bass wrote on X. "This case continues to become more and more suspicious."
Authorities said she may have drowned when her Tesla submerged into a pond.
Interesting
Angela: "Tesla AI self driving mode."
Tesla Car Voice: "Destination"
Angela: "I'm feeling lucky, pick a random location."
Tesla Car Voice:
spoiler
"Davey Jones' Locker selected, starting now"
LMAO FUCKING BASED.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Edit - Look at the cope in the replies.
Edit 2 - THERE IS A R/CONSPIRACY THREAD With 100s of comments.
lmfao the dorks in the conspiracy thread saying this wouldn't have happened if she was armed, obviously the jews took away her window shooting out gun, smdh
Accidently put in reverse
Glass nearly impossible to break underwater
At least she died doing what she loved. I assume she loved drowning.
I'm not really sorry, it sounds horrific but she was who she was...
Honestly it sounds like a scene out of a 00's Ben Stiller comedy. It sounds like a deleted scene from Zoolander. All his friends died except for one, who then put his car in reverse and slowly drowned in a pond.
The fact that they call it a pond even! Not a lake, that would be too big. She drowned in a fucking pond! There's about three carps that will feast on her for years to come.
It really is crazy how American view their cars as personal tanks protecting them against other drivers which leads to them trying to make cars indestructible, forgetting that insufficient cushioning for the squishy human inside is much, much more likely to kill them.
Also they need bulletproof glass to protect them from the "criminals", which is why a less car-centric society is a completely terrifying prospect. But at the same time they also believe that we shouldn't reduce the number of guns in the country and everyone should be armed to the teeth at all times.
If I had a billion dollars I would simply never drive myself, and I would not ride in a Tesla. It's the same car that techbros drive and has a subpar safety record.
A lot of celebrities used to drive Priuses as the eco-friendly choice back when it was new, and I didn't read anything about them dying in crashes. But Priuses don't have the acceleration of a drag racer or quality control problems.
I love how everything about the tesla breaks easily EXCEPT the thing that should break easily.
Killed by the same lack of regulations and oversight that probably made her rich lmao
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