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[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 50 points 8 months ago

Just say there were terrorists in the trolley.

If there are 20 people in the trolley and 10% of males of fighting age are affiliated with an extremist group, the likelihood that at least one of them is Fuck You Stop Asking Questions

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago

Your sound just like a terrorist to me *taps at controller*

[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I mean it’s a trolley, only extremist socialists and people who understand mass transit is way more sensible than cars use those so I think that alone qualifies it as a target to the FBI/CIA.

I mean ok maybe some people die who just like commuting to work without the massive headache of maintaining and driving a car, but we can’t let those people stand in the way of progress.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago
[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I press the button to launch missile at somebody on the other side of the planet who I know nothing about and have just decided to kill because my boss and their boss and their boss all say this is existentially important to the survival of western democracy.

Satisfied I step out of the shipping crate into the barren Nevada sun.

Yes I said yes I will Yes.

[-] Rye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

How would you proof the opposite?

disclaimerI am not really defending drone strikes.


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