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What I’m hearing is that you’re not NOT in the magicians guild…
Misdirection is one of the hallmarks of a magician, is it not?
I don't know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
I guess curses count as magic, too
Or are they? Look behind your ear - tada! A magicians guild membership card with their name on it!
There's a raunchy manga that just came out where the magic is based on SQL somehow.
*Actually it's a fan made re-release: My Ideal Life in Another World ~Perfected Fan Edition~ TOTALLY NSFW but I literally stayed for the plot.
If they’re good at SQL, it’s magic yeah