Fight you? For harnessing the courage necessary to throw aside the taboos of society and finally speak the culinary truth?

I'll meet you on the battlefield, sure, but not as your enemy.

Pizza is an extraordinarily rich, fat-forward food. Things that are too fatty or greasy are often balanced by adding something acidic. I may not enjoy the taste myself, but pineapple does fit that role.

Where do you live?

As a person of exceptional taste, do you think mint and cranberry would go well together? It came to me in a dream, but I am too afraid to try it for myself.

No, though if you're ready for it, it's not that bad.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Depends on the ratio.