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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I held the nice lady who has a garden at knife point and demanded she say "CCP" as we all know Chinese demons cant's say CCP since there's a hex on their brains controlled by Xi. The police were called and they took my phone and I'm sitting in a squad car. Little did they know I boofed an extra burner phone just for this exact scenario. No doubt they're taking me to the local party headquarters for torture. Even the police are in on this. DON'T USE TIKTOK

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Thanks, I'm sick rn and I think the brainworms helped.

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