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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Is your dad actually your dad, or is he your brother? Well my job uses your blood to find out these questions and more. We mix your blood with glowing ingredients, and compare the illuminated patterns that we see when we shine light on it with those of your family members, as well as compared to a rough reference mishmash of all blood we've collected so far.

Can you offer me your arm, please?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Bloodmage would be more accurate

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

We mix your blood with glowing ingredients, and compare the illuminated patterns that we see when we shine light on it with those of your family members

Wow, learned something today

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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