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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 106 points 7 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 18 points 7 months ago

Sounds like we need to get the SCP Foundation involved. I'm getting some serious Turn Down for What vibes from this.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nah, this is an AWCY-grade weird performance art thing.

[-] MamboGator@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I had kind of a crappy day at work but this comment and three beers have made it all better.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

Glad to be of service!

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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