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I'm not sure "Why don't the youth go survive in the Canadian wilderness" is the answer you think it is.
I've read Hatchet, that kid survived a wilderness plane crash so I'm sure I could do the same
I haven't read that, I have read Into the Wild about Chris McCandless though.
Oh my comment was a little tounge-in-cheek, it's part of a fiction series. The Canadian wilderness ain't nothing to fuck with. I remember there was those two dipshit murderers that tried to go on the run in northern Manitoba, they didn't last long
Oh I knew you were being facetious, sorry if that didn't translate.
Oh no worries, I've just been mistaken for being serious recently when I was making jokes haha
Hate that dipshit. He did exactly what everyone told him not to do and died exactly the way everyone predicted, and then got totally undeserved fame.
there is a surprising lack of shanty towns this time around
We just call them homeless encampments now and have the pigs clear them out every few days so people are forced to keep moving and find more places that are hidden out of sight
Reddit moment
Surely this is a joke
Ok your options are:
Wilderness that catches fire every year with the added benefit of horrible insects like horse flies, black flies etc
Wilderness that's so wet (temperate rainforest) you have to bring your own fire starter or be really skilled at drying shaved tree bark or something
Ice
Snow problem
Most of it is completely undeveloped wilderness. And it's wilderness of a kind that doesn't exist in other parts of the west. It's not a park or a nature preserve, it's real, impassible mountains and surface of the moon cold plains that have always had very low density human population or none at all.