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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Some high ranking dude is pissed as fuck at the McDonalds by his house.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago
[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Don't get in between him and his ice cream.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, that IS super close! Did it move there in January 2017?

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Confirmed: superbowl is rigged by McDonald's rump

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

...what does the Superb Owl have to do with Trump’s McDonald's addiction?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're just saying that because both the superb owl and Trump tried to eat you 😛

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised this didn't happen under Trump with how much he likes fast food. Though I guess Biden does like his ice cream...

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ice cream machine just happened to be working that one time Trump ordered 100 of everything on the menu. Had the machine been broken that day, perhaps today we'd have better ice cream right to repair laws.

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