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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago

Some high ranking dude is pissed as fuck at the McDonalds by his house.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago
[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Don't get in between him and his ice cream.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Damn, that IS super close! Did it move there in January 2017?

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Confirmed: superbowl is rigged by McDonald's rump

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

...what does the Superb Owl have to do with Trump’s McDonald's addiction?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You're just saying that because both the superb owl and Trump tried to eat you 😛

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago

I'm surprised this didn't happen under Trump with how much he likes fast food. Though I guess Biden does like his ice cream...

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The ice cream machine just happened to be working that one time Trump ordered 100 of everything on the menu. Had the machine been broken that day, perhaps today we'd have better ice cream right to repair laws.

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