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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 229 points 8 months ago

I don’t think LinkedIn understands what they are anymore

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 78 points 8 months ago

Seeing how some users already interpret is as a dating app ... they're not the only ones

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago
[-] aniki@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Imagine the type of people that both think of and respond to linked-in advances.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Do you have a resume? Wink

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

LinkedIn reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where they discover a weird little society living inside a locker. But instead of a locker, it's a job board.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 16 points 8 months ago

With a large adult section in the back!

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago

How large are we talking? 6' and larger or some gargantuan 7 footers?

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 49 points 8 months ago

LinkedIn has become business-casual facebook.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I'd agree with that. For a few years it worked well for me, just had to block tons of accounts to be left with just news and posts of my field of work.

Then like half a year ago or so that stopped working. Now its just trash like everything else.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I immediately unfollow and report anyone posting garbage that should stay on Facebook

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Already seeing many using it as a Tumblr/Twitter replacement where they share shower thoughts unprompted. It's really odd.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

EITHER:

  • they are incompetent, & not understanding Branding, at all ( read the books of Al Ries on Branding, Marketing, Focus, etc, and that book on Focus is the core of why LinkedIn is now hosed )

XOR:

  • somebody in upper-management there is a trojan, the same as Steve Ballmer got a trojan into Nokia, as a means of harvesting all sorts of patent-rights while destroying Nokia ( what Citadel & Boston Consulting Group did to Sears is the same, except that Citadel was shorting it, instead of getting a sea of patent-licenses )

( well, OK, the combination of both is actually-possible, but less-likely? )


In either case, what they're doing, besides Microsofting the joint, ( the verb "to Microsoft" means to highjack/trojan/enshittify/rot-all-value-from a company through partial/total ownership ), is they are making-certain that whatever competitor should appear on the horizon, Microsoft is stacking-odds FOR that competitor, against LinkedIn.

Same as how MySpace made certain that people disliked it enough to suddenly-jump-ship when Facebook came around..

Anti-strategy.

CORE Anti-strategy.


We evidently haven't figured-out how to test for strategic intelligence, yet, as it obviously has nothing, whatsoever, to do with SAT++.

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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