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Neckbeard rule
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Rule: You must post before you leave.
The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
Tell me about your philtrum.
It... exists
Wrong answer! You're a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
That's fine, I know my own
Party on, girth.
Congrats! You don't have fetal alcohol syndrome!
Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.
What do you do?
Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.
I am bored all of these are acceptable answers...
I'll take the d20 roll
you rolled 19 + modifiers
I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means