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That's right CEOs please get behind the wheel drunk and back your Tesla into a retaining pond.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Bruh 8 minutes with bystanders and nobody could break a god damn window? Go get a hammer for fuck's sake.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Tempered glass doesn’t break easily which is why it’s useful to have those special pointed hammers for breaking windows in the car.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I know that but any nearby house would have a forked hammer surely. Go smash down doors. All social rules disappear when a life or death emergency exists fuck everything else, you go and bash someone's door down and scream what you need at them. If you can't swing that thing under water properly place the sharp point on the surface and kick it.

I don't understand how people can lack action in an emergency like this. Half these bystanders probably stood around watching instead of trying to do something.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Maybe they realized she deserved to die that way

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Mashallah.

Who are the bystanders to oppose an act of God?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Also the cybertruck has some sort of bulletproof glass or some shit. Wonder why other cars might not want that...

[-] GaryLeChat@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

They didn't end up following on with that hype, just normal windows from what I've heard now.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

You really expect them to get their formal suits wet?! Disgusting!

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I would not go to the trouble of lifting a finger to save a drowning billionaire, much less get my clothes wet for one.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I’d piss in the pond

im-doing-my-part

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Live your life in a way such that when you crash your bazingamobile into a pond people around you will actually want to save you.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Step 1: Do not buy a bazingamobile.

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