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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

A witness said is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning.

Atleast there was no murder

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago

Mf really went, "Ooh, free leg!"

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

It would have been free lunch if it wasn’t for those pesky ~~kids~~ cannibalism laws.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

never mind cannibalism, he was arrested for "taking evidence from the scene" :D

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

I showed this to one of my friends and all he said was "Well was it cooked?"

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

don't keep us in suspense

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