If you don't believe Jesus was a giant rabbit, don't celebrate Easter. (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don't know why either. Don't like it? It's not your holiday to ruin for me.

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[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

The chocolate eggs are not the body of Christ. Do not make the same mistake as I did

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They don't seem to do that anymore. They don't overstock

(because of woke)

[-] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 4 points 7 months ago

as is tradition

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