198
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] stevecrox@kbin.run 109 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Debian would be a Volvo Estate, its the boring practical family choice, the owner is soneone boring like an architect or a financial advisor.

Arch is a Vauxhall Nova, second hand battered owned almost exclusively by teenage lads who spend a lot of time/money modifying it (e.g. lowering so it can't go over speed bumps, adding a massive exhaust to sound good but destroys engine power).

Fedora is something slightly larger/more expensive like a Ford Focus/VW Golf/Vauxhall Astra owned by slightly older lads. The owners spend their time adding lighting kits and the largest sound systems money can buy.

Slackware is clearly a Subaru Impreza, at one point the best World Rally Car but hasn't been a contender for a while. Almost all are owned by rally fans who spend fantastic amounts of time tinkering with the car to get set it up an ultimate rally car. None of the owners race cars.

OpenSuse is a Nissan Cube, its insanely practical. It should be the modern boring family choice, but it manages to ve too quirky for your architect while not practical enough for van drivers.

I don't know the other distros well enough.

I run Debian btw

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

I run Debian btw

Found the financial advisor.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 7 months ago
[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

What? You didn't hear? Tommy just died, we are back to 23 again now.

[-] SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

The implication, of course, is that the only way someone stops using Debian is if they die

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 27 points 7 months ago

Arch is a Vauxhall Novana

Nah, Arch is the reliant robin: it's minimal, requires constant maintenance, and while it might flip in a corner, it's pretty easy to get out and flip it back up ( it's a really good learning and training opportunity)

[-] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

When I thought it couldn't be more meme, you came and filled a whole comment with nothing but truth. Thank you for your service and drive save.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

None of the owners race cars

Now that's not true, I've been known to s- whispering, clearing throat my council has informed me that I should end this statement without any further detail.

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mr Johnson is right!

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
198 points (78.3% liked)

linuxmemes

21281 readers
268 users here now

Hint: :q!


Sister communities:


Community rules (click to expand)

1. Follow the site-wide rules

2. Be civil
  • Understand the difference between a joke and an insult.
  • Do not harrass or attack members of the community for any reason.
  • Leave remarks of "peasantry" to the PCMR community. If you dislike an OS/service/application, attack the thing you dislike, not the individuals who use it. Some people may not have a choice.
  • Bigotry will not be tolerated.
  • These rules are somewhat loosened when the subject is a public figure. Still, do not attack their person or incite harrassment.
  • 3. Post Linux-related content
  • Including Unix and BSD.
  • Non-Linux content is acceptable as long as it makes a reference to Linux. For example, the poorly made mockery of sudo in Windows.
  • No porn. Even if you watch it on a Linux machine.
  • 4. No recent reposts
  • Everybody uses Arch btw, can't quit Vim, and wants to interject for a moment. You can stop now.
  •  

    Please report posts and comments that break these rules!


    Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't fork-bomb your computer.

    founded 1 year ago
    MODERATORS