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matter of time before there's US human-to-human transmission
the good news is quarantine will only be a few months this time
the bad news is this time you'll need to board up your windows and doors and sleep with a gun, and when you finally go outside half the country will be dead
Nah, there won't be a quarantine.
I mean there will be, we'll just be on our own for it
you'll definitely still be expected to go to work
“We are aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse, all employees are still expected to work their assigned shifts”
"In response to the zombie apocalypse, the CDC has recommended practicing social distancing to prevent infection."
I think that's the same as there not being a quarantine lol
In other words 95% of USians will completely ignore it.