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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 27 points 8 months ago

But what if he turned into back into water?

But also, wasn't the wine also his blood? Did he have like an blood alcohol level of 100%?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

And doesn’t this make Catholics cannibals?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 8 months ago

The catholics explicitly state that those crackers are the actual, literal “body of christ” so yes they are cannibals, and they like it.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

It’s ok to eat a guy, just don’t be gay with him

[-] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

Just don’t tell anyone

[-] numlok@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Catholics are literally Trans.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

And vampires.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Isn't wine only like 12-15%?

[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Auto-brewery Syndrome

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.

Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

I think the blood thing was just for the last supper.

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