Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.
Or between a handjob & a footjob.
Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.
Or if the carpet matches the drapes.
Or between getting horny and having a cold.
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
^other^ ^rules^
Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.
Or between a handjob & a footjob.
Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.
Or if the carpet matches the drapes.
Or between getting horny and having a cold.