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Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • 🎶︎ no milk today 🎶︎

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

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[-] sappho@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Sounds like urine trouble

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Ooh, I've never tried almond milk milkshakes before, but it would probably be pretty nice actually, like a fruit and nut smoothie.

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