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Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ no milk today ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

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[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Wait, I thought that was what the 'username' field was for?

[-] sappho@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[pea/whole]

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like urine trouble

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Ooh, I've never tried almond milk milkshakes before, but it would probably be pretty nice actually, like a fruit and nut smoothie.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I'm pissing milk? Only on lonely Friday nights.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

And malk! With vitamin R!

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

And any other options we can think of.

... of magnesia

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

human (default option)

Thanks for considering the 9 month olds using text-to-speech to post here.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

anyone who selects "strawberry" is immediately IP banned

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Strawberry milk is delici-

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] arymandias@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

[soy/human]

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

chocolate

I'd actually like to see someone make cacao milk straight from the beans...it would probably be really bitter but it would be funny.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Me with soy in a special giant rainbow font because I'm the biggest soyboy of them all

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
  • human kindness
[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Oat milk is best milk, but all milk is sorta mediocre.

maybe make a favorite protein option, which has "undecided", "beans", and a whole list of meats. Ban anyone that picks a meat.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The hexbear who chose beans due to being a vegan:

soviet-chad

The hexbear who chose beans due to having a fart fetish:

amogus

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Soy or oat milk which I just use for smoothies. Liquid dairy destroys my guts. I can do cheese so I'm not exactly lactose intolerant but something about liquid dairy fucks up muh guts.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Its cos u need to mix in pepsi

Mmmmmmm oat milk ๐Ÿ˜‹

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

idk i just buy a carton that says "milk" on it

[-] Zezzy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Pistachio milk is pretty good but stronger flavored. Macadamia nut milk is all around great.

[-] GayBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] GayBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

activating self destruct

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Vanilla soy milk in my frosted mini wheats is about the extent of my milk-drinking, nowadays.

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