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Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ no milk today ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

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[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

Wait, I thought that was what the 'username' field was for?

[-] sappho@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[pea/whole]

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Sounds like urine trouble

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Ooh, I've never tried almond milk milkshakes before, but it would probably be pretty nice actually, like a fruit and nut smoothie.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

I'm pissing milk? Only on lonely Friday nights.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

And malk! With vitamin R!

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

And any other options we can think of.

... of magnesia

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

human (default option)

Thanks for considering the 9 month olds using text-to-speech to post here.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

anyone who selects "strawberry" is immediately IP banned

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Strawberry milk is delici-

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] arymandias@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago
[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

[soy/human]

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

chocolate

I'd actually like to see someone make cacao milk straight from the beans...it would probably be really bitter but it would be funny.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Me with soy in a special giant rainbow font because I'm the biggest soyboy of them all

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago
  • human kindness
[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago
[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Oat milk is best milk, but all milk is sorta mediocre.

maybe make a favorite protein option, which has "undecided", "beans", and a whole list of meats. Ban anyone that picks a meat.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

The hexbear who chose beans due to being a vegan:

soviet-chad

The hexbear who chose beans due to having a fart fetish:

amogus

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Soy or oat milk which I just use for smoothies. Liquid dairy destroys my guts. I can do cheese so I'm not exactly lactose intolerant but something about liquid dairy fucks up muh guts.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Its cos u need to mix in pepsi

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Mmmmmmm oat milk ๐Ÿ˜‹

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

idk i just buy a carton that says "milk" on it

[-] Zezzy@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Pistachio milk is pretty good but stronger flavored. Macadamia nut milk is all around great.

[-] GayBot@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago
[-] GayBot@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

activating self destruct

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Vanilla soy milk in my frosted mini wheats is about the extent of my milk-drinking, nowadays.

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