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I'll let any of those drive up my ass.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay

Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

But not the mechanical rhino?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

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