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What's the worst that could happen? (lemmy.world)
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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

"Optimizing" is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

The peer coding review went really well. I think we're getting married.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.

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