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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 87 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[-] BatrickPateman@feddit.de 34 points 6 months ago

As long as you do it without side effects...

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 20 points 6 months ago

    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎

[-] drislands@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

StackOverflow!

How do I fix this?

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2024

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