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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

You smell non-oniony, sir.
Daggit, where's your onion smell...!?

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

I just ate an onion and liverwurst sandwich, what more do you want from me?

[-] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

hehehe,
you're the best, Roscoe ^^

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