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submitted 5 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] shitposterformerlyknownasgarbage@hexbear.net 114 points 5 months ago

imagine being a DM with the advantage of being the fucking DM, and trying to pull this shit, and still having to quit because you can't accomplish your fucking twisted bullshit. lol. fuck you israel

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago

You are literally an omnipotent deity and it's still not enough to make Isreal anything but a villian.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

Looking at you, Old Testament God.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

NOOOO you can't eat the applerino because.... you just can't ok?!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

the reason is spelled out in the bible:

And the LORD God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.”

god is just a typical king, jelously guarding his unearned privileges. god, the original anticommunist.