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NYT Opinion: Government Surveillance Keeps Us Safe
(www.nytimes.com)
For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
I'd avoided the exact quote for the reasons in your comment, but it works so well in this context that it's tough to let go of entirely. Glad you didn't just see it as a misquote! Nice work helping to keep the record straight.