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Goycels seething because they can't find loopholes for the sermon on the mount. (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 95 points 11 months ago

Or things like the wire that goes around Manhattan to make it technically count as "inside" so they can do work during shabbat. It's kinda like doing sovereign citizen stuff but with religion instead of government.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

Yeah that one really feels like bullshit to me. At the very least it’s not indoors if I can look up and see the sky

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yea, I don't understand how someone can honestly think that's a "loophole". At that point, just say the wire actually stretches around the entire world except NYC, and so the entire earth is inside. Go whole hog with it.