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[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hell, I wouldn't tell it here as well. It's going to the grave with me.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

But maybe you could explain the secret of your username? Is it unicode for the chinese word "乏" which means poor/tired? Is it some magic number or boot signature? I need to know!!

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 29 points 1 year ago

No.

It's just NO in hex... sorry the mystery isn't deeper.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Oh right... I went into full conspiracy mode when it should have been pretty obvious. (Or maybe you just want us to believe that...)

Maybe... but I guess you'll never know.

[-] madcow@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Hmm... if you convert each byte to little endian floating point, you'll get a latitude/longitude of 1.09301/1.10702. And those coordinates lead to a point right in the north atlantic ocean. Is this where you hid the body?! gestures wildly

[-] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

You farted on a babies face and made it cry, didn't you?

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, the baby would've cried even if they didn't do that.

[-] PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No. He posted that on TikTok.

[-] milkjug@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

While at a funeral.

[-] Mikekm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Same. Nothing super earth shattering, but sometimes it's good to let sleeping dogs lay asleep.

Exactly... some things are better left unsaid.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I actually don't have secrets. All the worst stuff I have ever done, the most important people in my life know about. They don't know I'm seriously in CNC, but that's not because I wouldn't tell them. But because they wouldn't want to know.

Yeah, that might fly with friends, try your family or your wife.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well my wife did it with me (as does my girlfriend now). But I wouldn't tell my family because they don't care.

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