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Can I lick it? (mander.xyz)
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[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

How is bromine "probably fine"? It should be in the rectal damage section.

Calcium should probably be in the "Ow, my ass" section.

[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Better, but still a few issues.

Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don't think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.

[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Thank you for your contributions to this

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

You're welcome!

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