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Lemmy can help (lemmy.world)
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[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

Butt plug maybe?

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

She's not practicing her chess. She should eat a wheel of brie everyday

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Stick a pawn up your butt in a foreign country and become a queen? I’m not sure how chess comes into this?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago

As an experienced butt plug enjoyer, the plug will shoot out if you have enough stuff trying to exit your body. And if you have even SOME poo that really needs to come out, it will be SUPREMELY uncomfortable.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago

Also takes up some of that real estate.

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

But it’s free

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 months ago

And then do a Mexican Lawnmower

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ. Hesitated on my coffee after seeing this lol.

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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