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[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 47 points 6 months ago

No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows

[-] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

I want you to know this was an angry upvote

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

He can get another boy for that.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

[-] Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago
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