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[-] teft@lemmy.world 201 points 6 months ago

I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 47 points 6 months ago

No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows

[-] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

I want you to know this was an angry upvote

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