Knew a guy who wore a trenchcoat, black, and a kilt, standard red tartan, even when it was 110 out.

Was chilling with his younger brother one day bitching about how fucking hot it was when this badass walks up in said attire with his guitar slung over his shoulder, goes "shut up you pussies", pulls out his guitar, and does a bit of improv chords while singing the last couple of things we'd said, something like "it's hot as balls out here"

I wish I could be even a 10th as cool as that guy was, because goddamn