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Marijuana is illegal for a reason. My cousin smoked ONE jazz cigarette and he DIED within moments of the "toke". Biden better rethink this or he'll have blood on his hands.
I did a key bump of weed in college once and now whenever I crack my back, I get the munchies.
My cousin, had gone through a bad breakup, and I mean he hardly seemed like himself. One night he was hanging out with us and I thought he was going hard. He wouldn't listen to reason. He ended up injecting 7 marijuanas. His blood went septic before it crystalized in his veins. He turned into a translucent statue by the morning. I still miss him. I really just cannot believe people think this drug is okay. It's not.
My friends and I made this same joke FOR YEARS
Nobody gets stoned harder than Minsc.
it's true, I'm the jazz cigarette his cousin smoked and he died
The weed is too strong, though.
Skill issue
Continually breeding strains to get the most THC, and thus most profit, at expense of the other cannabinoids present in the plant is bourgeois decadence and counter-revolutionary.
Eugenics works!
I think that was Becky.
Juke joints are dangerous places.
Your cousin was a SINNER and a SATANIST, and he deserved it.