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submitted 6 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/11244571

Along the corridor of Hadrian’s Wall, there are 59 known phalli which consist of incised, relief, or sculpture phalli. Each architectural type of phalli have been grouped into one of nine morphological traits: the rocket, the hammer, the kinky-winky, the splitcock, the pointer, the double-dong, running hard, the beast, and the lucky dip.

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago

What have the Romans ever done for us? Introduced the dick pic, apparently.

Each architectural type of phalli have been grouped into one of nine morphological traits: the rocket, the hammer, the kinky-winky, the splitcock, the pointer, the double-dong, running hard, the beast, and the lucky dip.

I think all us chaps would like to think ours fall into the categories of the hammer or the beast, but we're more likely to be a pointer or kinky-winky.

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