How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it's the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Had a friend with problem neighbors kids cutting through his yard to get to the store. He was friendly with the parents and didn't want to stir shit. The neighbors were super all-natural, hippie, no chemical types, so he told them he switched to a new fertilizer packed with micro-plastics and forever chemicals made by Monsanto that he had to sneak in from Mexico because it wasn't allowed in the US. That fertilizer sure worked because the trail the kids were carving filled right in that summer.

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