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Beached whale (hexbear.net)

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There once was a beach in Nantucket

With a car that was built like bucket

[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

As the owner suntanned

His truck sank in the sand

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

So he walked away saying "fuck it"

[-] arymandias@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wheels stuck in the sand,

His dick in his hand,

Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.

Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Highly unplanned

The car's stuck in the sand

And now there's no way to unfuck it

[-] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Salt water made it rusty as fuck.

Chuds say " I still love this truck."

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024

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