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Imagine denying other living and breathing lifeforms agency to thrive and change lol lol lol (mander.xyz)

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Fun facts: the UK has crazy laws protecting trees and hedgerows. There's a national tree registry for old boys.

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 months ago

Are they sure the original Tree that Owned Itself was the mother of the Son of the Tree that owned itself? Or did some whore squirrel just deposit the acorn near the stump?

Have they done a DNA test to confirm that the son has a legal stake in the property?

Now the son is young, dumb, and full of pollen. He's gotta be spreading it as far as the wind will take it. What will happen when he inevitably dies and his estate has to be settled??