The best job in the world is a six figure salary to be a "body language expert" on like CNN or MSNBC to explain to the host how Bernie Sanders is obviously a Judeo-Bolshevik spy for Russia. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.

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[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

On my network we'll air handwriting experts who prove that every Secretary of the Treasury is a serial killer.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Kinda wanna start a Facebook video grift doing this. "Please send me your paper bills of various amounts so I have as many examples as possible to work with! I can only do this with your support!"