The best job in the world is a six figure salary to be a "body language expert" on like CNN or MSNBC to explain to the host how Bernie Sanders is obviously a Judeo-Bolshevik spy for Russia. (hexbear.net)

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You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.

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[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I swear blind them people, life coaches, people who tell you things about you by your hand writing…just make things up.

[-] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I actually think there are people with a "preternatural" ability to do this. A lot of them are probably high functioning borderlines or cluster As though.

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