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[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

You've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, right?

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 0 points 6 months ago
[-] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

[-] Baku@aussie.zone -1 points 6 months ago

I'm not going to read all that

[-] MistakenBear32@lemmy.studio 2 points 6 months ago
[-] Baku@aussie.zone -1 points 6 months ago

Honestly I don't really care, it doesn't seem that relevant and I don't like having irrelevant books quoted at me

[-] MistakenBear32@lemmy.studio 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Baku@aussie.zone 0 points 6 months ago
[-] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Fine, I'll paraphrase it for you then. "Towels are really useful when you are traveling the galaxy LOL."

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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