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Bone rule
(slrpnk.net)
Sorry, man. Can't come over tonight, I'm working overtime at the hotdog factory, putting bones in these wieners
I also got a bone in my wiener.
IN MY PANTS!
Oh, my poor deformed friend...
Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!
They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.
On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Unless you tip them off.