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Bone rule
(slrpnk.net)
Sorry, man. Can't come over tonight, I'm working overtime at the hotdog factory, putting bones in these wieners
Oh, my poor deformed friend...
Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!
They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.
On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Unless you tip them off.