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His Majesty’s Treasury Head of Cyber Security salary: £57500

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[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The entire UK is a country sized Potemkin Village set up by the United States to let the terf islanders live out their remaining days in peace while the rest of the world kindly plays along.

“You know back in my day the sun never set on our glorious empire”

Oh wow gran that’s amazing. How would you like some mushy peas huh? That sounds good, right?

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 months ago

What are you trying to kill me? Mushy peas are much too spicy. Now if you dip some bread into the pea wet, then that's a proper meal innit.

[-] die_livster@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 6 months ago

why u gotta bring the mushy peas in to this

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Except daal is good lol (mushy peas are fine but this was the funnier thing to say)

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Lol. Go have a Mackies.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

to let the terf islanders live out their remaining days in peace while the rest of the world kindly plays along.

Where's my peace motherfucker!?! big-honk

You're right, but this applies to like 500 people who run Britain, 300 of which their families always have, and 200 of which pretend their families always did.

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