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submitted 5 months ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Murder is okay.

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Having played Bastion and Transistor when they were new, and been put way off by Pyre, it's been so weird to watch everyone be panting UNBEARABLY FLUID-SPILLINGLY HORNY AWOOGA panting over Supergiant games lately.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Haven't played Transistor, but IIRC Bastion wasn't horny and Pyre was too busy being weird to get real horny, plus it flopped so nobody talks about it. Meanwhile like 2/3 of the characters in Hades are conventionally attractive and it outsold all their other games by a wide margin (I think Bastion is second place with around half the sales).

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah I mean I can't blame em for rolling with it, go where the money is. Did someone just spontaneously pop a stiffy when they decided to make Hades though?

Also from Hades to BG3 to Hades II and with other junk like Stellar Blade there has been A LOT of Gamer® Horny™ lately lol

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

i think SG said they made the characters hot because they think that's how the gods would make themselves appear

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago
[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

i mean, i doubt that making super hot characters wasn't part of the plan.

thanatos crush

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanatos needs to move the fuck over for Moros, ~~Doom~~ Daddy Incarnate.

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

You must not be very into greek mythology lol.

Considering your objections here... that should probably stay that way. volcel-kamala

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

That's consisent with almost every depiction of them throughout the last two thousand five hundred years. No one was ever really sculpting the olympians to look like real people.

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