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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

The problem with sarcasm here is that most men believe they can play tennis on par with the Williams sisters. At least according to some survey I saw years ago.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I don't think I can play tennis on par with the Williams brothers. 92-year-old John Williams and his brother Jerry, who may or may not be alive, but who is apparently younger than him. And even if he was dead, he'd still probably beat me at tennis.

I assume Serena or Venus Williams would just serve the ball at such a speed that, when I fail to hit it back and accidentally stand in its way, it will go straight through my skull and embed itself into the wall behind me and she'd just win by automatic forfeit.

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